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A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist...
A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist had a mutual friend
who was getting married and each was determined to play a
practical joke on the newlyweds.
The electrician decided to wire up the marriage bed so that when the two bodies touched, they got an electrical shock. The
carpenter planned to saw partly through the bed frame so that it
would collapse when the shocked newlyweds jumped apart.
As the wedding approached, the dentist was still scratching his
head and trying to come up with something.
After the honeymoon, the new husband confronted his three friends and said, „I didn’t mind to much when we got zapped, and we both had a good laugh when the bed fell down. But who the hell put
novicaine in the vaseline?”
who was getting married and each was determined to play a
practical joke on the newlyweds.
The electrician decided to wire up the marriage bed so that when the two bodies touched, they got an electrical shock. The
carpenter planned to saw partly through the bed frame so that it
would collapse when the shocked newlyweds jumped apart.
As the wedding approached, the dentist was still scratching his
head and trying to come up with something.
After the honeymoon, the new husband confronted his three friends and said, „I didn’t mind to much when we got zapped, and we both had a good laugh when the bed fell down. But who the hell put
novicaine in the vaseline?”
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