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A shy little four-year old girl...
A shy little four-year old girl was at the dentist for her first check-up and cleaning. The hygenist attempted to strike up a conversation with her, but received no response.
After the cleaning was finished, the dentist was called in to do the final check. He, too, tried to strike up a conversation with the little girl and received no response.
„Don’t you know how old you are?” the dentist asked. The little girl immediately held up four fingers.
„Oh, I see,” replied the dentist, „and do you know how old that is?”
Once again, the little girl held up four fingers.
Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, „Can you talk?”
With a solemn look, the little girl replied, „Can you count, asshole?”
After the cleaning was finished, the dentist was called in to do the final check. He, too, tried to strike up a conversation with the little girl and received no response.
„Don’t you know how old you are?” the dentist asked. The little girl immediately held up four fingers.
„Oh, I see,” replied the dentist, „and do you know how old that is?”
Once again, the little girl held up four fingers.
Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, „Can you talk?”
With a solemn look, the little girl replied, „Can you count, asshole?”
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